I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created.
I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did.
After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses.
As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for sexual release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and fuck it in any way and position I desire. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism. While fucking it doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes to fuck back.
A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional, realistic sexual pleasure of thrusting, penetrating, and fucking this provides. Mount it on top of a "body" of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo fuck-session you can imagine.
I highly recommend it to any guy - single or partnered - who needs to find an extra source for sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have sexual needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.
Los Angeles, CA
Sometimes better than the real thing!
I love this product.
This butt has a great size and because of it it's quite heavy which allows you to slap and spank while doing your business without it moving or slipping out of the way.
It is no substitute for the real thing but then... no discussions or arguments when you switch holes.
Be careful not to cum too quick while using it, happened to me the first time when pounding way to hard.
Having said that, this masturbator can take the pounding without issue.
Even though it is not mandatory, I like it warmed up.
I found that the bathtub is great for this but make sure to put the airhole well above the water as you do not want to get it wet inside besides the pussy and ass. Just position it ass down and put the shower hose in the ass and run hot water for a while. This does the trick as the both holes are connected together the water goes out of the pussy. Lift when and drain when done and you are ready to go.
Also excellent when using it with a VR 180 or 360 degree movie. Lights off, Oculus on and bang the crap out of it :)
All in all, an excellent purchase for those times that you aren't allowed to get the real thing.